usually people don’t talk about their jobs in retail because it’s become so mundane. welll sorry, people! but this is my first time, so everything i’ve been doing at my new job is super interesting to me (or maybe that’s only because it’s about me).
yesterday i was assigned to our beautiful jean wall. up to this point, i’ve been the greeter.
but…it’s awfully scary. there’s so much responsbility! everything is folded so neatly and straight–like bricks on a magical wall. damn customers who tug on my wall! anyway, jean wall is where i get to shine and showoff my fashion knowledge, or more specfiically, my jean knowledge. and to be frank, i dont know nuttin’ about jeans. i know the different styles…skinny, bootcut, straight leg, flare…am i missing something? and some of the different wash…light, dark and blk (i need to brush up on my washes). but i dont know how the jeans fit! i can’t tell them that the pair of jeans they’re holding will stretch or not. i dont even know all the brands we carry. and a jean co. would have different styles and they’d have different style names… mavi erins, mavi olivias, mavi lindys, etc. i dont know how those fit! i cna’t tell the difference! they’re all jeans! and they’re all blue!
so yesterday, when i had to guard my wall and prevent tuggers from tuggin’ on that beautiful thing, i also had to help customers find jeans. luckily for me, everyone wanted skinny jeans..and everyone wanted DARK skinnies. so after finding a few good picks, i continued to choose the same ones for every customer after that. tahhaha
and when they ask a question, i pretend to think about it for 2 nanoseconds (any longer and they’d think im retarded) and if i didnt know the answer, i’d make somethnig up. like the other shift, they asked where the triple 5 soul jackets were, i said we didnt have any left. 2 hrs later, i found them hiding in some isolated rack. oops. oh well, it’s better to appear like i know my store than frantically asking my coworkers, right?
i bet you don’t trust me with your shopping now. tahaha
so you see, i dont really know much about jeans…yet. shh, dont tell my boss. but it’s better to sound confident and deliver a presentation that makes me seem knowledgable, when im really actually clueless.
i will continue to fake it til i make it.
xox
boots