…i expanded my work availability so that i would receive more shifts and rake in more dough! but a few days later i changed it back. why?
well, who ever looks back in retrospect on their life and goes: oh geez, i wish i spent my youth working more.
or do they go: i wish i spent more time with my family and friends.
i don’t want to be homesick in japan and wish i spent more time with my family and friends. because i doubt i will be homesick in japan and wish i took more shifts. it’s a possibility…but i highly doubt it.
which is why i am so excited for this weekend!
i am going to go to paintballing…work (but with winnie there it will be a hoot)…go out for fondue…work on my essay (ugh) AND MAYBE perhaps go out on sunday night.
ooh tomorrow i start my first japanese lesson! it will be exciting!!!
but what i am most excited for is bowling night tomorrow. im setting lisa up with this guy…bwhahahha.
sidenote**
lisa watched oprah yesterday and apparently…there was this guy who broke their penis in half while engaged in intercourse.
lisa says: you know, you can break your penis in half if you do sex wrong.
justin goes: how do you do sex WRONG?
- if you miss and hit a wall
- how does it break in half? the law of physics say..well, for example if i stick this fork into a wall it will puncture the wall. the fork won’t break in half.
- well is your penis made out of steel?
so guys, be careful. sex is dangerous. not only can it expose you to stds or cause unwanted pregnancy but you can break your penis in half! so the lesson is: DONT HAVE SEX.
love ya later,
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